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The Two Ronnies - "Four Candles"
So you think YOU can play pool!
3 Pounders sky biased! Caution!! Streaker - But it's been airbrushed!
So....You thought he was lucky eh!
My winning "Fantasy X Factor" song!
Play the video but sing my words to it!
Bleeding Innuendos! (When I’m cleaning windows)
Judge Bleeding Innuendos, please be an honest mob,
For Bubsa and for Parker, and for Crowngreen it’s their job
I wrote this song for you to see, and if you like it vote for me
Been up all night in ecstasy
Bleeding innuendos!
In mixed pairs she calls to you, you need another inch or two
I’m coming hard I’m coming through!
Bleeding Innuendos!
It’s my confession I play hard, to win I never stop,
But it somehow makes me gladder, if a woman gets on top
She could strike lucky if on line, with luck she might just take out mine,
I’d better give my balls a shine!
Bleeding innuendos!
She wants to play Division 1, give her a finger (or a thumb),
But be a sport and give her one!
Bleeding innuendos!
If you like “swingers” try the crown, some like it up some like it down,
And some just like to play around
Bleeding innuendos!
It’s my confession I play hard, to win I never stop,
But it somehow makes me gladder, if a woman gets on top
She comes over to confide, when playing away she needs a ride
The front or back she must decide!
Bleeding innuendos!
Ukulele /Banjo Solo!!
Around 12 inches often seen, measured I have often been
Turns out that I’m more like 18!
Bleeding innuendos!
I’ve often come through from behind, my perfect length I often find,
I love to stuff the Female kind!
Bleeding innuendos!
It’s my confession I play hard, to win I never stop,
But it somehow makes me gladder, if a woman gets on top
Give up the bowls go down the pub, or better still just pay your subs,
And get some women “in the club”
Bleeding innuendos!
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